12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[isthedeadcat]

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]


[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.


… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

Comments

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[shiromadoushi]

...everything all right...?

[Video]

[isthedeadcat]

[IT'S DARK. And all the light is coming from the pokégear so you can barely make out Lion's form. But hi! xD]

Our flashlight was terribly murdered.

[Video]

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

Yes, why?

[It's dark, but he can still see Will's :| face.]

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[uuing]

Uu-.. What are Lion and Will doing?

[ Asking just as if it's normal.. NOTHING IS GOING ON, RIGHT, GUYS.. ]

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[isthedeadcat]

[Hey, you can barely make out a cousin on the screen, as there is very little light. There are also zubat noises in the distance.

STAY PURE FOREVER, MARIA, FOREVER D:]

We lost our flashlight when we went looking for Beatrice.

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[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

We're looking for Beatrice.

[Replying as if nothing happened!]

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[crossinggenders.livejournal.com]

Suggestive dialog aside... Are you guys looking for Beato-san?

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[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

[CRUZ UNDERSTAND MY HEAAAART ♪]

[There's a small pause at that.] Suggestive...? Hn. We're looking for her.

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[isthedeadcat]

[All the inner screams, when did this thing start recording?! ASIDE, CRUZ SAID ASIDE.]

I wouldn't like to leave her alone more than she already has been.

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

You didn't peg me as the type, Will! If you're doing what I think you're doing...

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[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

... You're getting the wrong idea.

[Video]

[isthedeadcat]

[You get a badly lit stare, Keiichi.

Very. Badly. Lit.]

[voice]

[combat_butler]

. . . *COMPLETELY SILENT AUDIO FEED*

I should just hang up... I don't even know who the other person is... I don't like the idea of eavesdropping on a friend... There's no way it's anything questionable anyway-- I mean... It's Lion-san...

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[isthedeadcat]

[Huh? A blank feed...?

.........

S-sob.]

[Video] 2/2

[isthedeadcat]

[H-have a very badly lit video feed. Lion is sitting there, looking a little awkward. Because what the hell did this thing record, and what the hell did people understand?

S-sob.]

Hayate-san? Are you all right?

[video]

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

[He's waiting until something happens xD.]

[audio]

[thebelsareinert]

>But I thought we had something special!
>Lion aren't you a...?
>You choose to remain silent.

[>You choose to remain silent.]

[Video] You should've picked the first option, clearly.

[isthedeadcat]

[Squint really hard and you may see Lion there xD]

Hiro-san is that you...?

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[pastsanity.livejournal.com]

... Is everything alright over there?

[thankfully innuendos are the last thing on his mind]

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[isthedeadcat]

[A sigh.] We got ambushed by a group of zubat. Will murdered our flashlight mercilessly to get one of them off me.

I have a few scratches, Will says he's fine.

[eagledheart]

[Natsuhi is thankfully too concerned about Lion's welfare to pick up on any innuendo. (Which she's often a little oblivious to anyway.)]

Are the both of you all right?

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are. Don't worry.

[Action]

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

[Just... sighing xD.]

[Action]

[isthedeadcat]

Well... That was certainly complicated.

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[sfaccendato.livejournal.com]

[.........]

Ah... Having a bit of trouble over there?

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[isthedeadcat]

[Have some horribly lit video!] We were ambushed by a group of Zubat. Everything is fine now, however.

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[complexrestart.livejournal.com]

Mii. Sounds like you two are having a problem.

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[isthedeadcat]

[SCREA--- Oh wait, that's not Bernkastel.

So uh.]

Most of it has been solved, thankfully.

[video]

[sawlolits.livejournal.com]

[Hold? Hold...]

Oh! Do the Prince and Princess style of carrying!

[video] I laughed at work because of your tag, just so you know xDDD

[isthedeadcat]

I'd rather walk on my own, Coco.

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[primaduelerina.livejournal.com]

[ you know what, she grew up with a brother and she travels with Hayate and Keiichi.

Also, this is Asuka, She Who Prefers Not To Jump To Conclusions. ]

... Lion-san...? What happened?

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[isthedeadcat]

[TENJOIN-SAN YOU ARE THE BEST D:]

We got attacked by a group of zubat. Long story short, our flashlight died, and we were using the pokégear for illumination.

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

...

[Because, really. How is he supposed to react to his.]

I did not have to hear that, aru.

[video]

[isthedeadcat]

[SOB, NOT YOU TOO.]

Yes, I know childish bickering from two people who just got ambushed by a mob of zubat is definitely not something people would be interested in hearing.