isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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... L-Lion-san... In case you can't tell... I... I'm horrible at reading things like this and I always jump to the wrong conclusions...

So... Please, if... If you're upset with me, tell me! I... I don't want you to be, but you hiding the fact that you are would make me feel even worse about this. *JUST INSULT ME SOMEHOW IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL RELIEVED*

[Sob, what is this madness. There is a long silence, in which only steps and normal cave noises can be heard, and then...]

I can understand why someone would misunderstand so I won't blame you for that... Though I do feel upset about you not trusting my words after we have known each other for all this time.

*That long silence was long enough that he nearly considered hanging up thinking he had managed to offend lion REALLY REALLY badly. Thankfully he did not.*

... ah. I... Um... I-I'm sorry... It was just... The setup with a man I don't know and all the undertones that even I could pick up on and... ... ... I'm really sorry. I should have just dropped it.

That is just something we have to improve on, I suppose.

... working on being able to tell when you're in a questionable situation and when you're not?

*Kind of a joke...*

I was thinking something along the lines of knowing that if I ever were caught doing something so inappropriate, I would apologize so much that you wouldn't even be able to fit a word between my apologies.

. . .

You're really that shy, Lion-san?

Offending someone's sensibilities is an awful thing.

... a blushing, stammering, apologizing, Lion-san, huh...?

... I kind of want to see that.

[Sigh xD] That's horrible from you, Hayate-san.

--ah! Um... S-Sorry... You're just always so calm and collected, so... Y-You know... It's hard to imagine...

As the next head of my family, it's important to take care of keeping a good image.

This last transmission probably didn't help.

... nope! Definitely not!

At least everyone has seen that it was a misunderstanding.

Will-san just tends to be too direct, and it can be easy to get the wrong impression if you don't know the kind of person he is.

... more than direct, he just sounds kind of scary... *AND LOOKS IT GODDAMN but lol threads*

He's actually a very kind hearted person, regardless of his severe lack of tact, and his tendency to be far too blunt.

I... I see. *too bad he just thinks he is horrifying.*

[Lion would've gladly kicked Will out of Rokkenjima hadn't he been a guest, so yup, can totally see where Hayate comes from xD]

Just don't worry too much.

... it's a little hard not to right now, but... I'll do my best.

I'll do my best not to give you reason to worry, too.

Hopefully we'll be out of this cave soon.

Ah... Good luck, Lion-san.

It's a rather simple cave, so I'm sure you'll be out of there easily enough.

I'll make sure to keep a closer eye on Beatrice once we find her, too. I really wasn't expecting her to run off like that.

... ah. You mean the other Beatrice-san? I can... see how she might wander off.

*What with her being kind of... head in the clouds.*

Yes, she went off, following an Onix, and accidentally fell in one of the streams.

We are looking for her right now, it's too dangerous to leave her alone for so long.

12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[The ones using it to talk......]

[... point, but judging is horrible manners :(]

[/puts on his audio judging face]

[Audio: Nooo :(!!!]

[/ALL THE JUDGING]

[Sob, that's cruel.]

[the most hidoi]

[I don't even know what's going on in these brackets xD]

[NOR DO I] 1/2

[glad this is audio though |D]

[Yeah, just imagine if it were video... or even action! :O]

[... the most awkward ever]

[Yup, all like "uuhhhh..."]

[all the stammering forever]

[And then avoiding each other... xD]

[Noooooooooo not again TAT]

[Yyyup, such is life.]

[never again!!]

[/sob sob]

[/pif]

[that is one of the best emotes ever.]

[... /gg]

[/omg too xD]

[/ho!!!]

[It's one of my faves, forever.]

[RO emotes are the best emotes]

[Totally agreed xD]

[/no1 aw yeah]

[<3]

[<3!]

[<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /tries harder xD]