isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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. . . *COMPLETELY SILENT AUDIO FEED*

I should just hang up... I don't even know who the other person is... I don't like the idea of eavesdropping on a friend... There's no way it's anything questionable anyway-- I mean... It's Lion-san...

[Huh? A blank feed...?

.........

S-sob.]

[H-have a very badly lit video feed. Lion is sitting there, looking a little awkward. Because what the hell did this thing record, and what the hell did people understand?

S-sob.]

Hayate-san? Are you all right?

... ah.

*He did... not expect to be called out* I... I think I should be asking you that...? I mean, um... It sounds like you're... In the middle of something... So...

[Lion sighs, this is why the pokégear is always kept in a safe place where nobody can accidentally activate it, sob.]

We were looking for Beatrice who got lost, and we got ambushed by a group of Zubat.

Will murdered our only flashlight fighting them.

[Et tu, Hayate-san :(?]

...

Y... You don't need to make up excuses, Lion-san... I mean... There's no way someone as smart as you would actually forget to keep a Pokémon out with them to fend off things like Zubat or other wild Pokémon, so if you don't want to actually tell me, I understand...

*because really why would lion-san forget such an important detail*

[Owww, Hayate-san, that's mean.]

Do you really think I would be doing such things when one of the people under my care is alone and lost in this cave?

. . . I'm not sure what to think... I don't even know who that other person is, yet from the sound of it you were perfectly fine with them roughing you up and making fun of you afterward...

I see...

[There is a short pause, in which Lion seems to have changed the pokégear to audio.]

That was Will-san, he comes from my world. He tried to help me back there, just before I arrived to Johto and because of that he ended up... In the same situation as I am.

[Have another pause, you can almost hear the frown xD] He wouldn't ever lay a finger on me like that.

Ah? Can you really say that after he was apparently holding you close to shield you from danger...?

*Taking a moment to think about "the same situation" as Lion and knowing what he knows about Lion.* Wait when you say that, do... Do you mean he's also... Um... *Wants to say "dead" but...*

He tends to do those things... But he wouldn't "rough up" anyone. [Unless they were Bernkastel xD]

And yes, I mean exactly that.

... If you say so, Lion-san. It all sounded a little unnecessary though... Why didn't you just have Pokemon out...?

... ... a-ah... I... Um... I-I'm sorry, I... I-I didn't...

We had pokémon out, but there were too many bats. One of them got to me and Will-san used the flashlight to fight it off... I managed to get out with only a few scratches. [And a nasty looking bite, but that one will not be mentioned xD]

It's fine, just... Don't worry about it.

[boring audio it is]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 00:40 (UTC) - Expand

[But it's kinda cute audio...]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 00:56 (UTC) - Expand

[cute audio what...]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 01:03 (UTC) - Expand

[Makes me want to pull it's audio cheeks :O]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

[audio has cheeks?]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 01:25 (UTC) - Expand

[Yup, I've pulled them before.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 01:35 (UTC) - Expand

[... poor audio.]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 01:39 (UTC) - Expand

[It likes it, deep inside.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 01:44 (UTC) - Expand

[... (unsure) for audio.]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 01:59 (UTC) - Expand

[Not even if I pull said cheeks very lovingly? :(]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 02:02 (UTC) - Expand

[well if audio is into that......]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 02:32 (UTC) - Expand

[Who are we to judge audio's kinks xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 02:41 (UTC) - Expand

[The ones using it to talk......]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

[... point, but judging is horrible manners :(]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

[/puts on his audio judging face]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

[Audio: Nooo :(!!!]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

[/ALL THE JUDGING]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 03:27 (UTC) - Expand

[Sob, that's cruel.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 03:32 (UTC) - Expand

[the most hidoi]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 03:48 (UTC) - Expand

[I don't even know what's going on in these brackets xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 03:52 (UTC) - Expand

[NOR DO I] 1/2

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

[glad this is audio though |D]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 03:55 (UTC) - Expand

[Yeah, just imagine if it were video... or even action! :O]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 03:58 (UTC) - Expand

[... the most awkward ever]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 04:01 (UTC) - Expand

[Yup, all like "uuhhhh..."]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

[all the stammering forever]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 04:10 (UTC) - Expand

[And then avoiding each other... xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 04:15 (UTC) - Expand

[Noooooooooo not again TAT]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 04:24 (UTC) - Expand

[Yyyup, such is life.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 04:29 (UTC) - Expand

[never again!!]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 04:46 (UTC) - Expand

[/sob sob]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 05:00 (UTC) - Expand

[/pif]

combat_butler - 2011-08-31 06:37 (UTC) - Expand

[that is one of the best emotes ever.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-08-31 13:39 (UTC) - Expand

[... /gg]

combat_butler - 2011-09-01 20:10 (UTC) - Expand

[/omg too xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-09-01 20:24 (UTC) - Expand

[/ho!!!]

combat_butler - 2011-09-03 05:16 (UTC) - Expand

[It's one of my faves, forever.]

isthedeadcat - 2011-09-03 05:54 (UTC) - Expand

[RO emotes are the best emotes]

combat_butler - 2011-09-03 06:24 (UTC) - Expand

[Totally agreed xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-09-05 00:41 (UTC) - Expand

[/no1 aw yeah]

combat_butler - 2011-09-07 20:55 (UTC) - Expand

[<3]

isthedeadcat - 2011-09-08 01:36 (UTC) - Expand

[<3!]

combat_butler - 2011-09-10 05:04 (UTC) - Expand

[<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /tries harder xD]

isthedeadcat - 2011-09-11 18:49 (UTC) - Expand

[He's waiting until something happens xD.]

*... he does not know who you are or why you were man handling Lion so he is not ready to initiate conversation here...*

Edited 2011-08-31 00:42 (UTC)

... Who is there?

[Calling out, because man, say something. Our first meeting didn't go as planned...]

--ahh!! Um... N... No one important!

Hn. Shouldn't I decide that?

[Meanwhile, Miyu cries in real life xD]

N-No! I'm well aware of my own self worth and that worth is zero! I-I'm sure you're busy with Lion-san so I'll just leave you to....... whatever it is you're doing!

You're getting the wrong idea, whatever you are thinking.

N-No you're... you're clearly in the middle of something!! You're leering at me like you want to rip my throat out even if you can't see me! That's definitely a sign that I should leave you to your business!!

... You're really getting everything wrong.

Th-there's nothing wrong about that look! If looks could kill, that one would have definitely drilled right through me!

Hn. Judging me already?

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[VERY SQUINTY VIDEO. SQUINT. SQUINT.]

[the quietest voice........]

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[this audio is an earsore]

[This audio is full of audioness]

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[That audio sounds like boring audio xD]

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