isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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Suggestive dialog aside... Are you guys looking for Beato-san?

[CRUZ UNDERSTAND MY HEAAAART ♪]

[There's a small pause at that.] Suggestive...? Hn. We're looking for her.

Ahaha... I'm certain you guys might cause an uproar of misunderstandings from people on the feed.

[There's a beat.] I'm glad. I would've rushed in to save her myself if nobody else would do it.

Hn. First thing they can think of. [Not really bothered or annoyed, but more like... tired.]

Don't worry, we will bring her safe.

I can understand those feelings... Meanwhile, it looks like Union Cave is becoming very popular.

Mm... Please tell her that I said hi!

It looks like it.

I'll make sure of it. What about you?

Eh? What about me...?

How are you doing?

[:|a]

Oh, you were just so blunt that I didn't understand the message... But, ah... I'm doing fine!

I've been thinking a lot about home, though. Not to mention, those who have come and gone...

[There's a small frown. He's sort of worried, okay..]

Did someone close to you reciently leave...?

Yeah... She was from my world too.

Hn. How are you taking it?

I-I'm hanging in there...

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[All the inner screams, when did this thing start recording?! ASIDE, CRUZ SAID ASIDE.]

I wouldn't like to leave her alone more than she already has been.

Aaaah... I feel really bad for not looking after her more closely...

If anything it was my own fault... I just didn't expect her to run off like that.

N-Not to mention, she didn't sound very good when I talked to her last. It sounded like she had a cold.

Yes, that's why I need to find her as soon as possible... Getting ambushed by bats is not exactly a good way to do that, however.

Um... Is there any reason why you didn't have your Pokemon out?

We did, it's just that there were quite a few... The damages were minimal, except for the flashlight.

I'm glad... It'd be really troublesome if something happened in that cave.

I agree. Hopefully we'll be out of here soon.

Where do you guys plan on going next?

We'll spend some time in Azalea, and then move on to Goldenrod.

Ah, I'm sure we'll meet up eventually!

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