isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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[Lion sighs, this is why the pokégear is always kept in a safe place where nobody can accidentally activate it, sob.]

We were looking for Beatrice who got lost, and we got ambushed by a group of Zubat.

Will murdered our only flashlight fighting them.

[Et tu, Hayate-san :(?]

...

Y... You don't need to make up excuses, Lion-san... I mean... There's no way someone as smart as you would actually forget to keep a Pokémon out with them to fend off things like Zubat or other wild Pokémon, so if you don't want to actually tell me, I understand...

*because really why would lion-san forget such an important detail*

[Owww, Hayate-san, that's mean.]

Do you really think I would be doing such things when one of the people under my care is alone and lost in this cave?

. . . I'm not sure what to think... I don't even know who that other person is, yet from the sound of it you were perfectly fine with them roughing you up and making fun of you afterward...

I see...

[There is a short pause, in which Lion seems to have changed the pokégear to audio.]

That was Will-san, he comes from my world. He tried to help me back there, just before I arrived to Johto and because of that he ended up... In the same situation as I am.

[Have another pause, you can almost hear the frown xD] He wouldn't ever lay a finger on me like that.

Ah? Can you really say that after he was apparently holding you close to shield you from danger...?

*Taking a moment to think about "the same situation" as Lion and knowing what he knows about Lion.* Wait when you say that, do... Do you mean he's also... Um... *Wants to say "dead" but...*

He tends to do those things... But he wouldn't "rough up" anyone. [Unless they were Bernkastel xD]

And yes, I mean exactly that.

... If you say so, Lion-san. It all sounded a little unnecessary though... Why didn't you just have Pokemon out...?

... ... a-ah... I... Um... I-I'm sorry, I... I-I didn't...

We had pokémon out, but there were too many bats. One of them got to me and Will-san used the flashlight to fight it off... I managed to get out with only a few scratches. [And a nasty looking bite, but that one will not be mentioned xD]

It's fine, just... Don't worry about it.

... I didn't hear any noises from Pokemon defending you though... *Are you just trying to cover here lion-san--* I don't mind if you're not being honest with me, but it's kind of depressing that they couldn't defend you from Zubats of all things.

... it's hard not to to, you know. But... I don't know him, so... all right.

We didn't turn the pokégear on until after the bats were gone, and it was to use it as a light source. Will-san must have enabled the audio on accident.
Nobody with a bit of common sense would be making transmissions during an ambush, would they?

I will gladly answer any questions if that will help you feel better.

... so if you weren't being attacked anymore, he was holding you and calling it your 'first time' for no reason? *UNSURE*

Ah, no... I couldn't dare to ask about something like that... What you did with him back in your world isn't my business or anything...

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I spent most of my life either in the mansion or at school, so of course it's my first time in a cave.

I'd prefer to talk about that, than have you mistrust me because of something like this.

[And have a deep sigh xD] Really, Hayate-san, if I were in any kind of relationship with Will-san, wouldn't it be just easier to go ahead and say it? I don't have any reason to be sneaky about it.

. . .

. . . . . .

. . . . . . . . .

Are you sure you two didn't record this all on purpose to get a rise out of people? It's way too conveniently worded... Or... Is he just the kind of guy who says suggestive things all the time?

I would never do something like that on purpose.

[And yup, everything else went ignored, this is like. Wow. The worst accusation ever.]

... what about him? I mean... I-I want to believe you, really I do-- but... If you go back and listen to it yourself... It just sounds so...

Something like that being done on purpose would be in terribly poor taste, and most of all when we are going trough a situation like this.

If he were that kind of person then I wouldn't defend him.

. . .

I... I'm sorry. I... I should have known better but... I still doubted you since you're with someone I don't know and it all just sounded so... Uuuuuu... I really am the worst...

It's fine... [Lies, all lies, why you, of all people, hayate-saaan D:]

I'm always really careful with the pokégear, but with all the mad things happening I completely forgot to doublecheck.

I-It's not fine! I... I shouldn't have even...! You must think I'm the absolutely worst now!! The lowest of low--!!

I'm not angry... Just worried that someone would think something like that, but nothing else.

[From mom Lion learned to hide the problems... xDDDD]

... L-Lion-san... In case you can't tell... I... I'm horrible at reading things like this and I always jump to the wrong conclusions...

So... Please, if... If you're upset with me, tell me! I... I don't want you to be, but you hiding the fact that you are would make me feel even worse about this. *JUST INSULT ME SOMEHOW IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL RELIEVED*

[Sob, what is this madness. There is a long silence, in which only steps and normal cave noises can be heard, and then...]

I can understand why someone would misunderstand so I won't blame you for that... Though I do feel upset about you not trusting my words after we have known each other for all this time.

*That long silence was long enough that he nearly considered hanging up thinking he had managed to offend lion REALLY REALLY badly. Thankfully he did not.*

... ah. I... Um... I-I'm sorry... It was just... The setup with a man I don't know and all the undertones that even I could pick up on and... ... ... I'm really sorry. I should have just dropped it.

[VERY SQUINTY VIDEO. SQUINT. SQUINT.]

[the quietest voice........]

[The best video]

[the worst audio]

[Video] 1/2

[This Audio this audio this audio]

[this audio is an earsore]

[This audio is full of audioness]

[This audio is just audio]

[That audio sounds like boring audio xD]

[boring audio it is]

[But it's kinda cute audio...]

[cute audio what...]

[Makes me want to pull it's audio cheeks :O]

[audio has cheeks?]

[Yup, I've pulled them before.]

[... poor audio.]

[It likes it, deep inside.]

[... (unsure) for audio.]

[Not even if I pull said cheeks very lovingly? :(]

[well if audio is into that......]

[Who are we to judge audio's kinks xD]

[The ones using it to talk......]

[... point, but judging is horrible manners :(]

[/puts on his audio judging face]