isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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[Because, really. How is he supposed to react to his.]

I did not have to hear that, aru.

[SOB, NOT YOU TOO.]

Yes, I know childish bickering from two people who just got ambushed by a mob of zubat is definitely not something people would be interested in hearing.

That did not sound like bickering...

[Sigh xD] But it was exactly that.

If you say so, aru.

What exactly did you two do to make the Pokemon attack you?

I think they felt threatened by us, since some of our pokémon were out of their pokéballs.

We didn't mean to bother them.

Well, you were in their territory, so it was to be expected, aru.

But do you have any idea as to what your "bickering" may have sounded like to other people?

[Yep, bringing this up again.]

[Sob, why.]

Yes, I do, and that is why I've decided to just clear things up as soon as people reply to this.

A-All right. I will believe you, aru.

Cannot say that such misunderstandings have never happened to me before.

[Except he was alone and there were no other voices besides his.]

They seem to happen more often than one would think, don't they?

Unfortunately... This isn't the first time I've heard such an accidental broadcast, aru.

I have seen a few myself... It's just too easy for the pokégears to accidentally record something.

They really should put a lock on these things so they won't turn on by themselves, aru.

That would be useful...

Pokemon can be very rebellious, aru. Or some just enjoy embarrassing their trainers.

Yes, I've seen that a few times here and there... It's really complicated.

Hn. Then why are you replying?

[ RUDENESS HERE WE COME... ]

[Oh, he's used to rudeness.]

It is not illegal to reply to something here, aru.

[Simple as that.]

You can't expect to get some kind of answer if you're just going to assume the first thing that comes to your mind without knowing the whole thing.

Well, do you mind telling me what actually happened?

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