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Lion Ushiromiya ([personal profile] isthedeadcat) wrote2011-08-30 04:09 pm

12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]


A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]


[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.


… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Who is there?

[Calling out, because man, say something. Our first meeting didn't go as planned...]
combat_butler: (An AT field...?!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-08-31 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
--ahh!! Um... N... No one important!

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. Shouldn't I decide that?

[Meanwhile, Miyu cries in real life xD]
combat_butler: (DRAMA. TRAGEDY. POKEMON.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-08-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
N-No! I'm well aware of my own self worth and that worth is zero! I-I'm sure you're busy with Lion-san so I'll just leave you to....... whatever it is you're doing!

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're getting the wrong idea, whatever you are thinking.
combat_butler: (Kimochi warui)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-08-31 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
N-No you're... you're clearly in the middle of something!! You're leering at me like you want to rip my throat out even if you can't see me! That's definitely a sign that I should leave you to your business!!

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
... You're really getting everything wrong.
combat_butler: (H-Hina why are you glaring at me--)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-08-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Th-there's nothing wrong about that look! If looks could kill, that one would have definitely drilled right through me!
combat_butler: (Maid to serve is a horrible pun.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-09-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
--that feed and ice cold look are plenty to judge with-!

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-09-02 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Switching to audio for God's Sake...]

Better now?
combat_butler: (This really isn't worth it.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-09-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
... that piercing gaze is burned into my mind forever.

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... Stop over reacting at it. It wasn't that bad.
combat_butler: (Can't let them see the look on my face.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-09-07 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
They always say people who have the looks that could make a crying child go quiet in fear aren't aware of it...
combat_butler: (I swear if he whips out a camera...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2011-09-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I would say it was if it wasn't...

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. Sorry then.