isthedeadcat | 12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

[Hello Ladies. Look at your pokegear, now back to the screen. Sadly, your pokegear isn’t broken, but it could be recording this awesome audio like me. Look at your gear, now back to this one. Your transmission isn’t as awesome as Lion’s accidental audio, but it could if you keep your ears open. What’s that? It’s Lion’s voice. Now hear again, it’s Will’s voice this time.

Everything is awesome when those two are together.

I’m on the Union Cave.]

A little more to the right. [Is this Lion’s voice? Yup. And it’s both quiet and a little uncomfortable.]

Are you telling me how to do this? I’m not a beginner, Watson.

[Along with this, comes the telltale sound of clothes ruffling, which is only amplified by the echo in the cave.]

You could pass for one right now. I may not be an expert but---

[A small sigh, there’s some sort of noise coming from Will’s belt.] Stay calm, I know it’s your first time. Just lean closer to me.

That’s not the problem. I just can’t see a thing and--- [Lion trails off at this point, with a small hiss of pain.] That’s going to leave a mark.

[Will might be... chuckling a bit now.]

Who is the beginner now? [He falls silent for a moment, then there’s more sounds coming from their clothes.] Against the wall. Now.

It wouldn’t be the best idea here, with the rock pokémon around... Just... [There are some Zubat noises, followed by the best long awkward pause to ever awkward.] Are you all right?

Hn. I can keep this all night. [Will said with a calm voice.]

It's not even night... Let’s just go on.

I’ll hold you like the last time, just trust me.

I never said I didn’t trust you. [There is a pause here, broken by the sound of more pokémon in the distance.] I’ll take over. Just give me the pokégear.

[End of transmission.]

[NOTE: SO YEAH. Miyu and Kai are 5 years old. And so this post was born, because when you have a guy who can say the kind of things that Will says with a straight face and little missmister proper-and-polite Lion, you have to make one of these posts.

For short: When they were going to look for Beato, a mob of Zubats ambushed Will and Lion. Will then bashed the Zubats to submission with the flashlight (and his head). Of course that also murdered the flashlight.
Because of that they were using the pokégear as a light source. Sadly neither noticed that it was recording.

Answers will come from Lion and Will, or Lion or Will, or maybe a Zubat trying to eat Lion alive again.

… Will does say the most embarrassing things.]

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Uu-.. What are Lion and Will doing?

[ Asking just as if it's normal.. NOTHING IS GOING ON, RIGHT, GUYS.. ]

[Hey, you can barely make out a cousin on the screen, as there is very little light. There are also zubat noises in the distance.

STAY PURE FOREVER, MARIA, FOREVER D:]

We lost our flashlight when we went looking for Beatrice.

[ WHERE DO BABBIES COME FROM, LION.. She squints a little though to find ~~Waldo~~ her cousin in the dark on the screen. ]

Beato was lost, right..? Lion and Will haven't found her yet?

[IT'S MAGIC, MARIA, MAGIC.]

We have an idea of where she might be, so we are backtracking to find her as soon as possible.

[ BABIES COME FROM GOD, JUST LIKE MARIA DID, RIGHT.. ]

Please hurry up and find Beato, uu-uu-! Maybe something bad will happen if she's alone..

[OF COURSE, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.]

She has her pokémon with her, so she shouldn't get hurt, but she's in wet clothes and she could catch a cold.

Catching a cold is bad! What will Lion and Will do if Beato gets sick..? Uu-, uu-, Beato can't get a cold, can't get a cold! Everyone has to hurry and help her!

That's why we must get to her as soon as possible.

Hopefully she won't get ill, but if she does, then I promise I'll take good care of her.

Uu-.. If she gets sick and Lion takes good care of her, she'll get better for sure, right..?

That is correct. She will be fine in no time.

Maria will be relying on Lion to take care of Beato then, uu-!

I'll do my best, Maria.

We're looking for Beatrice.

[Replying as if nothing happened!]

[ of course nothing happened at all!! ]

Does Will know where Beato is? Maria was a little worried when she said she got lost in the cave..

... Hn. [He's not Erika, so there ain't any crushing dreams and that.] She must be close. I can feel it.

[ will is much better than erika, sob. ]

Will can feel it..? [ Her eyes widen a little. ] Uu-, does Will have a Beato radar?

[We all know it.]

More like intuition.

Intu..i..tion..? [ She tilts her head. ]

Is that the name of your Beato radar? Intuition? That's a weird name, uu-!

You have to believe in it and I'm sure we will find Beatrice in no time.

Uu-, of course Maria believes! If everyone believes, then you'll find Beato for sure, right?

Isn't it always like that?

Kyakyakya, Will understands! Miracles only happen when everyone believes, right?

[There's a nod at that.]

12. [Very Accidental Audio] Your minds are dirty, guys.

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